Craziest Job?
I built a glass summerhouse for a celebrity client. It had 3 floors and cost a fortune. As soon as it was finished he discovered it ruined his view of his river and asked us to take it down! His river had a little beach with sand that he had imported from France!
Chicken or the egg?
Definitely the chicken - the chicken mutated from something.
Most loved individual outside of your family?
Bruno Fernandes. Yes, I am a proud Man Utd supporter. We would be in a lot of trouble without him.
What people don’t know about you?
I am qualified in rope access so I can go up very tall buildings hanging from two ropes - Mission Impossible style. I was once asked to scale the new Tottenham Hotspur Spurs stadium. It goes without saying I declined!
Toilet paper: over or under?
Over. Any other way is just wrong, you won’t change my mind.
Your most useless skill?
I can make strange noises with my hands. Useless for the majority of the time but it amuses the kids when required.
